Once upon a dream

Fairy tales and movies are just for kids and I don’t believe in any of that stuff.

  • I love to take long walks in the forest and pretend that I believe in that stuff, but I truly don’t.

I once went to my phone, picked it up, and dialed the number of my HVAC provider to see if he could acquire an HVAC technician brave enough to go into my closet and try to find out what was wrong with the insides of the walls. I certainly wasn’t going to go in there. It seemed to have something to do with the walls and the inside of the walls in my closet. I know about heated walls and heated floors but I did not think we had heated walls. Then when my HVAC technician finally made it over to check out my equipment, he announced that the walls were formerly heated walls, and some of the residual infrastructure really seemed to support that theory. One day I was minding my own business when I started hearing strange sounds. My HVAC technician was now able to inform me that those strange sounds were actually demons living in my walls and inside the old hydronic heating elements. Apparently back in the day before the technology with fluids now, they used to use demonic fluid inside the hydronic heating elements. These demonic fluids could actually attract demons to transmute through the walls, my HVAC technician explained with me. As you might be able to guess, I did call my HVAC provider that night and ask him to get rid of that particular HVAC technician.

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