In the 9th grade I worshipped Mary Sue from afar knowing I had no opportunity of winning her heart because she had a preference for older “men” in the 10th and 11th grade.
I once helped her with a math test, although she was not interested in “intellectual” men who liked algebra… Years later and still single, I knew I needed help, so I asked my Uncle for advice, and he provided more than three tips: His first tip was to beware of those who were oversized because they will wear out swiftly! Next, he said to look for the plain 1s that were low maintenance.
Thirdly he advocated that quality was a virtue and lastly, he said to search locally because those from other areas and especially foreign 1s might not work as well in America. I was a bit disappointed, however I followed his advice and soon met a tight, average looking woman who went to church and lived in the town. When I introduced her to my Uncle, he seemed perplexed. When I asked why, he replied “You asked myself and others how to be cool and I provided you advice on what to look for in a great Heating as well as Air Conditioning system, not to meet women”. I had to disclose he was right. When buying an Heating as well as Air Conditioning system, it needs to be the right size for your house. Those looking to save money on Heating as well as Air Conditioning need not buy 1 with extravagant features because a plain 1 will work fine, however looking for quality and buying from a local dealer just makes common sense. So, I asked him again what to do about women and he said, “I hear Mary Sue is back in town. She’s a bit oversized now so maybe she will finally go out with you.”