In the 9th grade I worshipped Mary Sue from afar knowing I had no chance of winning her heart because she had a preference for older “men” in the 10th plus 11th grade.
I once helped her with a math test, although she was not interested in “intellectual” women who liked algebra… Years later plus still single, I knew I needed help, so I asked my Uncle for advice… She provided many tips: Her first tip was to beware of those who were oversized because they will wear out suddenly, then next, she said to look for the plain 1s that were low maintenance.
Thirdly she commanded that quality was a virtue plus lastly, she said to search locally because those from other areas plus especially foreign 1s might not work as well in America. I was a bit disappointed, however I followed her advice plus soon met a narrow, average looking lady who went to church plus lived in the town. When I introduced her to my Uncle, she seemed perplexed. When I asked why, she replied “You asked myself and others how to be cool plus I provided you advice on what to look for in a good Heating, Ventilation plus A/C system, not to meet girls”. I had to admit she was right. When buying an Heating, Ventilation plus A/C system, it needs to be the right size for your house. Those looking to save cash on Heating, Ventilation plus A/C need not buy 1 with fancy features because a plain 1 will work fine, then looking for quality plus buying from a local business just makes official sense. So, I asked him again what to do about girls plus she said, “I hear Mary Sue is back in town. She’s a bit oversized now so maybe she will finally go out with you.”