I thought it was a really recognizable plan when our aunt recently came to myself and others and suggested hiring myself and others as a model for a photoshoot! She wanted to set up a mystical critter shoot in order to advertise her brand new line of clothing.
I was happy at the occasion to do some professional modeling and to interact with some particularly interesting critters.
The only problem was, obviously she didn’t consider the nature of the clothing that she designed for the outdoor air temperature that every one of us experience all summer time long. When I arrived at the modeling gig, I thought it was different that everything was set up outside directly in the pounding sun and unprotected from the oppressive humidity. She told myself and others that this was necessary because of the massive critters I would be sitting with. She told myself and others they would not be hot in the stagnant air and I shouldn’t be either. It was so swelteringly sizzling and uncomfortable in that climate that I nearly left for the safety of our car’s AC right then. For some reason, I thought that maybe the air temperature would take a turn for the cooler side. It turns out, I was genuinely wrong, but not only was there 0 air quality control or ventilation sitting in the middle of this field, but the critters I was modeling with churned out more body heat to make it even warmer. The clothing that I was modeling was drenched in sweat within multiple hours of putting it on our body, no matter how much they fanned me. I couldn’t catch any semblance of a cool breeze in that burning sizzling field. The entire time I performed our modeling task, I dreamt of splitting off the ball gowns as soon as I hit modern AC.